Sunday, May 11, 2008

Memo to Flyers Fans: You are all animals and deserve to be put down.

Watching Braden Coburn take a puck to the face tonight made me realize something. When opposition players go down in Philadelphia, their moronic fans boo. They boo while the player is down, and when he gets up, the boo louder. Watch the replay in Pittsburgh. The fans in Mellon Arena cheered, or at least politely applauded Coburn when he got back up. No one likes to see injured players, unless they're animal Flyers fans who are conditioned by their brief and spotty history of success during the 70's with a team full of jackass douchebags who eventually got a taste of their own medicine and have never been able to take it since.

Flyers fans are assholes. They are fuck-up morons who wouldn't know real hockey if it slashed them in the face with a goalie stick. Oh, and as I'm watching, I'd like you to know that Scotty Upshall is a pussy. And Steve Downie can suck the ass of any Bruins fans who are into that sort of thing. And Derien Hatcher is an over-the-hill fraud.

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