Thursday, April 17, 2014

Scores and Standings, 4-17

T-1. Mother of Kovalev: 5 (0)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) G,A,W=4
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) W=1
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 5

T-1. Kovalev's Kousin: 5 (0)
Corey Perry (F-Ana) A,W=2
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) W=1
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) W=1
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) W=1
Last night's total: 5

T-3. Hawks Fan: 4 (0)
Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 2G=4
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 0
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 4

T-3. Father of Kovalev: 4 (0)
Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) G,A,W=4
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 
Antti Niemi (G-SJ)
Last night's total: 4

T-5. Bride of Kovalev: 3 (0)
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) A,W=2
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) W=1
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL)
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 3

T-5. P-Stone: 3 (0)
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 2A,W=3
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi)
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 
Ryan Suter (D-Min)
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 3

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 1 (0)
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi)
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) W=1
Last night's total: 1

Standings key:
Rank. Name: Total points (Previous total)
[Player names] points from previous night
Last night's total [added to the Previous total, giving new Total Points)

Monday, April 14, 2014

Draft results

Here are the totals for the draft, and what, if anything, they predict.

Chicago 7
Boston 6
Anaheim 4
Pittsburgh 4
St. Louis 4
Colorado 3
Los Angeles 3
Montreal 3
New York 2
San Jose 2
Columbus 1
Minnesota 1
Philadelphia 1
Tampa Bay 1
Dallas 0
Detroit 0

So, it looks like Chicago and Boston in the Cup final. Who wants to bet that will NOT actually happen?

Sunday, April 13, 2014

The Draft!

1. Bride of Kovalev: 
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit), Joe Pavelski (F-SJ), P.K. Subban (D-Mon),
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col), Jonathan Quick  (G-LA), Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL)

2. Hawks Fan: 
Tukka Rask (G-Bos), Duncan Keith (D-Chi), Steven Stamkos (F-TB),
Marian Hossa (F-Chi), Logan Couture (F-SJ), James Wisniewski (D-CBJ)

3. Mother of Kovalev: 
David Krejci (F-Bos), Derek Stepan (F-NY), Semyon Varlamov (G-Col), 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi), Matt Niskanen (D-Pit), Cam Fowler (D-Ana)

4. Father of Kovalev: 
Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana), Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos), Matt Duchene (F-Col), 
Torey Krug (D-Bos), Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) Antti Niemi (G-SJ)

5. P-Stone: 
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit), Patrick Kane (F-Chi), Patrick Sharp (F-Chi)
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY), Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL), Ryan Suter (D-Min)

6. Kovalev's Kousin: 
Corey Perry (F-Ana), TJ Oshie (F-StL), Max Pacioretty (F-Mon), 
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos), Andrei Markov (D-Mon), Jonas Hiller (G-Ana)

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos), Anze Kopitar (F-LA), Claude Giroux (F-Phi),
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL), Drew Doughty (D-LA), Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit)

Draft order!

1. Bride of Kovalev

2. Hawks Fan

3. Mother of Kovalev

4. Father of Kovalev

5. P-Stone

6. Kovalev's Kousin

7. Derek (if out there, buddy?)

Wednesday, April 2, 2014


Hey everybody, the Pool's warming up!
Time to get your draft lists in order, only to have them blown up halfway through the first round!

Who's in?

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Anatoly Pakhomov is gay

As we head for the Olympics, let's be clear: Anatoly Pakhomov is gay. Gay as fuck.
So there.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Scores and Standings, 6-24 Edition

First: Congratulations to Derek on winning the pool! I am going to double-check the numbers, but it looks like Derek is the official winner. I am sure Derek would rather have lost and the Bruins won The Cup, but consider this the consolation prize. 

Second: sorry about not updating the last game until today--I have been laid up with Vertigo. 

1) Derek: 139 (138)
Patrick Kane F - Chi W=1
James Neal F - Pit 

Kris Letang D - Pit 

Jonathan Quick G - LA 
Pavel Datsyuk F - Det 
Mike Green D- Was
Total: 1

2) Last Year's Champs: 135 (133)
Marian Hossa F - Chi W=1
Brent Seabrook D - Chi W=1
Tukka Rask G - Bos 0
Pascal Dupuis F - Pit 
Jarome Iginla F - Pit
Jay Bouwmeester D - StL
Total: 2

3) P-Stone: 115 (114)
Zdeno Chara D - Bos 0
Corey Crawford G- Chi W=1
Evgeni Malkin F - Pit 
Henrik Zetterberg F - Det 
Rick Nash F- NYR 
Alex Pietraneglo D - StL
Total: 1

T-4) Father of Kovalev: 104 (103)
Brad Marchand F - Bos 0
Nick Leddy D - Chi W=1
Chris Kunitz F - Pit 
Paul Martin D - Pit 
Corey Perry F -Ana 
Jonas Hiller G - Ana 

Total: 1

T-4) Mother of Kovalev: 104 (102)
Patrice Bergeron F - Bos 0
Duncan Keith D - Chi A,W=2
Tomas Vokoun G - Pit 
Ryan Callahan F - NYR
Henrik Sedin F - Van
Michael Del Zotto D - NYR
Total: 2

6) Hawks Fan: 91 (87)
Jonathan Toews F - Chi G,A,W=4
Slava Voynov D - LA 
Alex Ovechkin F - Was
Phil Kessel F - Tor
Andrei Markov D - Mon 
Jimmy Howard G - Det 
Total: 4

7) Bride of Kovalev: 90 (90)
Sidney Crosby F - Pit 
Anze Kopitar F - LA 

Ryan Getzlaf F - Ana
PK Subban D - Mon 
Francois Beauchemin D - Ana
Henrik Lundquist G -NYR 
Total: 0