They finally went and did it

Kris Draper let his kid take a dump in the Stanley Cup.

In the quest for ever more ridiculous and wacky things to do with the Cup, hockey players have bathed their babies in it, taken it to the tops of mountains, and jumped on trampolines with it. So where do we go from there? Why, we defile it, of course.

Let's not beat around the bush here. Kris Draper let his snot-nosed rugrat kid take a shit in the Holy Grail of hockey. Furthermore, Draper was quoted saying, "We had a pretty good laugh."
Interesting thing, Kris: I don't find that funny at all. Maybe I'll start using Red Wings jerseys to wipe my ass from now on.