Scores and Standings, 4-23

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1. Bride of Kovalev: 33 (30) 

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) W=1
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) A,W=2
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 0
Last night's total: 3

2. Father of Kovalev: 29 (23)

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) G,A,W=4
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 
Torey Krug (D-Bos) W=1
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) SUSPENDED Game 1/3 
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) W=1
Last night's total: 6

3. Mother of Kovalev: 26 (22) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) W=1
Derek Stepan (F-NY) G,W=3
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 4

4. Kovalev's Kousin: 24 (19) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) G,W=3
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) W=1
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 
Last night's total: 5

5. P-Stone: 22 (21)
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 
Ryan Suter (D-Min) 
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) W=1
Last night's total: 1

6. Hawks Fan: 23 (19)

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 0
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) W=1
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) SO,W=3
Last night's total: 4

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 18 (13)
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) W=1
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) A=1
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) A=1
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 2A=2
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 
Last night's total: 5