Scores and Standings, 4-22

Note: I apologize for the wacky-as-shit font formatting. Blogger can act up sometimes, and I have not been able to find out why the font is either Godzilla or mouse-sized, and refuses to be just fucking normal. 

1. Bride of Kovalev: 30 (28) 

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) A,W=2
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 0
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 0
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 2

2. Father of Kovalev: 23 (23)

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 0
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 0
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) SUSPENDED-0
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

3. Mother of Kovalev: 22 (18) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) G,W=3
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) W=1
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 0
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 0
Last night's total: 4

4. P-Stone: 21 (16)  
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) A,W=2
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) W=1
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) W=1
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 0
Ryan Suter (D-Min) W=1
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 5

T-5. Kovalev's Kousin: 19 (19) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 0
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 0
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 0
Last night's total: 0

T-5. Hawks Fan: 19 (16) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB)
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) W=1
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) A,W=2
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 0
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 3

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 13 (12) 
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 0
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) W=1
Last night's total: 1