Scores and Standings 5/30, "Bruins-Canucks" Edition

Sorry about the delay. I was camping all weekend and didn't find out the Bruins beat the Lightning until today.

Now that the idiot Tampa Bay fans can go back to ignoring their team during the regular season, it's time for the Canucks to win this pool for me.


1. Hawks Fan: 127 (126+1)
St. Louis (F-TB) 0
Lucic (F-Bos) W=1
Marleau (F-SJ)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Father of Kovalev: 113 (112+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Thornton (F-SJ)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 109 (106+3)
Thomas (G-Bos) W,SO=3
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det) 


4. Cousin Kovalev: 107 (107+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


5. P-Stone: 98 (97+1)
Stamkos (F-TB) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Luongo (G-Van)
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 94 (94+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 68 (67+1)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/26, "We don't need the Finals to know who's going to win the pool" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 126 (117+9)
St. Louis (F-TB) 2G,A,W=6
Lucic (F-Bos) G,A=3
Marleau (F-SJ)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Father of Kovalev: 112 (110+2)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Kaberle (D-Bos) 2A=2
Thornton (F-SJ)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)


3. Cousin Kovalev: 107 (107+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


4. Bride of Kovalev: 106 (106+0)
Thomas (G-Bos) 0
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)



5. P-Stone: 97 (92+5)
Stamkos (F-TB) G,2A,W=5
Chara (D-Bos) 0
Luongo (G-Van)
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)

 
6. Derek: 94 (94+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 67 (67+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/25, "What else did you expect from the Sharks?" Edition

Sorry about the delay. Today you get a two-fer. 

1. Hawks Fan: 117 (113+4)
Marleau (F-SJ) G=2
St. Louis (F-TB) 0
Lucic (F-Bos) A,W=2
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Father of Kovalev: 110 (106+4)
H. Sedin (F-Van) 2A,W=3
Thornton (F-SJ) 0
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)


3. Cousin Kovalev: 107 (103+4)
Kesler (F-Van) G,W=3
Ehrhoff (D-Van) W=1
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


4. Bride of Kovalev: 106 (103+3)
Pavelski (F-SJ) 2A=2
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)


5. Derek: 94 (91+3)
D. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Boyle (D-SJ) A=1
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


6. P-Stone: 92 (88+4)
Stamkos (F-TB) A=1
Chara (D-Bos) A,W=2
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 67 (66+1)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/23, "You can't keep a good man down" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 113 (112+1)
Marleau (F-SJ) A=1
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 



2. Father of Kovalev: 106 (101+5)
H. Sedin (F-Van) 4A,W=5
Thornton (F-SJ) 0
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)



T3. Bride of Kovalev: 103 (103+0)
Pavelski (F-SJ) 0
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)


T3. Cousin Kovalev: 103 (99+4)
Kesler (F-Van) G,W=3
Ehrhoff (D-Van) W=1
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


5. Derek: 91 (87+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van) 3A,W=4
Boyle (D-SJ) 0
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


6. P-Stone: 88 (87+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 66 (66+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings, "Wait, we're still here?" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 112 (109+3)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB) G,W=3
Lucic (F-Bos) 0
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 


2. Bride of Kovalev: 103 (103+0)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Thomas (G-Bos) 0
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)




3. Father of Kovalev: 101 (100+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos) A=1
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)


4. Cousin Kovalev: 99 (99+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


T5. Derek: 87 (87+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


T5. P-Stone: 87 (86+1)
Stamkos (F-TB) W=1
Chara (D-Bos) 0
Luongo (G-Van)
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 66 (66+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) 0
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/21, "The End of the World" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 109 (103+6)
Marleau (F-SJ) 2G,A,W=6
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 


2. Bride of Kovalev: 103 (102+1)
Pavelski (F-SJ) W=1
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)



3. Father of Kovalev: 100 (95+5)
H. Sedin (F-Van) A=1
Thornton (F-SJ) 3A,W=4
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)




4. Cousin Kovalev: 99 (99+0)
Kesler (F-Van) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van) 0
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


5. Derek: 87 (83+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van) 0
Boyle (D-SJ) G,A,W=4
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)



6. P-Stone: 86 (86+0)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Luongo (G-Van) 0
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 66 (66+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/20, "J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 103 (101+2)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB) 0
Lucic (F-Bos) A,W=2
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 


2. Bride of Kovalev: 102 (99+3)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Thomas (G-Bos) W,SO=3
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)


3. Cousin Kovalev: 99 (99+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


4. Father of Kovalev: 95 (94+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


5. P-Stone: 86 (85+1)
Stamkos (F-TB) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Luongo (G-Van)
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 83 (83+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 66 (65+1)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/19, "Yup, Ben Eager's still an asshole" Edition

1. Hawks Fan: 101 (99+2)
Marleau (F-SJ) G=2
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 


T2. Bride of Kovalev: 99 (98+1)
Pavelski (F-SJ) A=1
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)


T2. Cousin Kovalev: 99 (96+3)
Kesler (F-Van) W=1
Ehrhoff (D-Van) A,W=2
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


4. Father of Kovalev: 94 (89+5)
H. Sedin (F-Van) 3A,W=4
Thornton (F-SJ) A=1
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


5. P-Stone: 85 (84+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 83 (77+6)
D. Sedin (F-Van) 2G,W=5
Boyle (D-SJ) A=1
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 65 (65+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/18, "Bruins get all their scoring done in one night" edition

1. Hawks Fan: 99 (95+4)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB) G,A=3
Lucic (F-Bos) W=1
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf) 




2. Bride of Kovalev: 98 (97+1)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 
Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)


3. Cousin Kovalev: 96 (96+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas)


4. Father of Kovalev: 89 (86+3)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos) 2A,W=3
Zetterberg (F-Det) 
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


5. P-Stone: 84 (79+5)
Stamkos (F-TB) G,2A=4
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Luongo (G-Van)
Kronwall (D-Det) 
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 77 (77+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 65 (62+3)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) 2A,W=3
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/16, "Don't look now, but Dad's on the warpath" edition

1. Bride of Kovalev: 97 (97+0)
Pavelski (F-SJ) 0
Thomas (G-Bos) 0
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 

Visnovsky (D-Ana)
Lidstrom (D-Det)

 
2. Cousin Kovalev: 96 (92+4)
Kesler (F-Van) A,W=2
Ehrhoff (D-Van) A,W=2
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas) 


3. Hawks Fan: 95 (91+4)
Marleau (F-SJ) G=2
St. Louis (F-TB) A,W=2
Lucic (F-Bos) 0
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


4. Father of Kovalev: 86 (79+7)
H. Sedin (F-Van) G,A,W=4
Thornton (F-SJ) G,A=3
Kaberle (D-Bos) 0
Zetterberg (F-Det) 

Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


5. P-Stone: 79 (77+2)
Stamkos (F-TB) W=1
Chara (D-Bos) 0
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) 

Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 77 (75+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Boyle (D-SJ) A=1
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)





7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) 0
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/13 "Friday the 13th" Edition

1. Bride of Kovalev: 97 (94+3)
Datsyuk (F-Det) G=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) W=1
Lidstrom (D-Det) 0
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 92 (92+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas) 


3. Hawks Fan: 91 (88+3)
Marleau (F-SJ) G,W=3
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det) 0
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)



4. Father of Kovalev: 79 (75+4)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) G=2
Thornton (F-SJ) A,W=2
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 



5. P-Stone: 77 (77+0)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det) 0
Luongo (G-Van)
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


6. Derek: 75 (72+3)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) 0
Boyle (D-SJ) 2A,W=3
Howard (G-Det) 0
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/11,"My Wife Can't Stay Awake for West Coast Hockey" edition

1. Bride of Kovalev: 94 (91+3)
Datsyuk (F-Det) A,W=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) 0
Lidstrom (D-Det) W=1
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 92 (92+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)
Rinne (G-Nas) 


3. Hawks Fan: 88 (87+1)
Marleau (F-SJ) 0
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det) W=1
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


4. P-Stone: 77 (75+2)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det) A,W=2
Luongo (G-Van)
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


5. Father of Kovalev: 75 (72+3)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) G,W=3
Thornton (F-SJ) 0
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


6. Derek: 72 (70+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) W=1
Boyle (D-SJ) 0
Howard (G-Det) W=1
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/10 "Better late than never" Edition

Sorry for the delay in getting the scores up today. Canucks win, now we just wait to see whether the Sharks can put the Wings away. If any team can come back from 0-3, it's the Red Wings. And if any team can choke on a 3-0 series lead, it's the Sharks. They make post-season collapses into an art. 


1. Cousin Kovalev: 92 (88+4)
Kesler (F-Van) 2A,W=3
Ehrhoff (D-Van) W=1
Rinne (G-Nas) 0
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)




2. Bride of Kovalev: 91 (91+0)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


3. Hawks Fan: 87 (87+0)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


4. P-Stone: 75 (74+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


5. Father of Kovalev: 72 (70+2)
H. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


6. Derek: 70 (67+3)
D. Sedin (F-Van) G,W=3
Franzen (F-Det)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Howard (G-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

And now, a message from Mother of Kovalev:

And so I joined poolish activity and hoo, boy do I look dumb.  Is only to be expected..what am I, a fortune teller?  Last-placeness must be result of brain mildew--what with everything else (hoo boy, don’t even ask) we get whole month of April with only 3 days no rain, whole start of May with cold and wind and more rain and hail and even snow besides, what can you expect, miracles?  Am strong and sturdy and no whiney-puss, but enough is enough already and telling the future just not possible.  So sue me, capitalist pig.  One person makes fun of Mama Kovalev, I hope his cow dies. 

Scores and Standings 5/9,"You boys in the West done yet?" edition

1. Bride of Kovalev: 91 (83+8)
Datsyuk (F-Det) 3A,W=4
Pavelski (F-SJ) G=2
Lidstrom (D-Det) A,W=2
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)




2. Cousin Kovalev: 88 (88+0)
Kesler (F-Van)
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Briere (F-Phi) 
Hartnell (F-Phi) 
Subban (D-Mon)


3. Hawks Fan: 87 (86+1)
Marleau (F-SJ) 0
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det) W=1
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


4. P-Stone: 74 (70+4)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det) G,A,W=4
Luongo (G-Van)
Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


5. Father of Kovalev: 70 (67+3)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) A,W=2
Thornton (F-SJ) A=1
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


6. Derek: 67 (64+3)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) W=1
Boyle (D-SJ) A=1
Howard (G-Det) W=1
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 
Meszaros (D-Phi) 
Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/8 "The mother of all editions" Edition

Happy Mother's day. No, you don't get any extra points for giving birth to me.

http://www.billy-collins.com/2005/06/the_lanyard.html


1. Cousin Kovalev: 88 (83+5)
Kesler (F-Van) 2G=4
Ehrhoff (D-Van) 0
Rinne (G-Nas) W=1
Briere (F-Phi) 

Hartnell (F-Phi) 

Subban (D-Mon)




2. Hawks Fan: 86 (86+0)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 83 (83+0)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 70 (70+0)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) 0

Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


5. Father of Kovalev: 67 (66+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


6. Derek: 64 (63+1)
D. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Franzen (F-Det)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Howard (G-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 

Meszaros (D-Phi) 

Fleury (G-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/7,"We don't need goaltending in Philadelphia" edition

Same story, different year: The Phbbbbblyers think they can win with mediocre goaltending. 


1. Hawks Fan: 86 (79+7)
Marleau (F-SJ) 0
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos) 2G,W=5
Rafalski (D-Det) A,W=2
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


T2. Cousin Kovalev: 83 (83+0)
Briere (F-Phi) 0
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)



T2. Bride of Kovalev: 83 (75+8) Datsyuk (F-Det) A,W=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) 0
Lidstrom (D-Det) 2G,W=5
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 70 (68+2)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) W=1
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 




5. Father of Kovalev: 66 (62+4)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 2A,W=3
Thornton (F-SJ) 0
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)


6. Derek: 63 (59+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) W=1
Boyle (D-SJ) G=2
Howard (G-Det) W=1
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (61+1)
Giroux (F-Phi) 0
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Meszaros (D-Phi) 0
Laich (F-Was)
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)

Scores and Standings 5/6, "No timetable for withdrawal from the desert" Edition

No, we're not talking about Iraq. Or Afghanistan. It's looking more and more like the Coyotes are staying right where they are, taking money from the real NHL teams. By the way, each time you buy a ticket or a hat or sweater for your favorite team, you're helping finance the Coyotes. 


1. Cousin Kovalev: 83 (73+10)
Briere (F-Phi)
Kesler (F-Van) G,2A,W=5
Hartnell (F-Phi)
Ehrhoff (D-Van) G,2A,W=5
Rinne (G-Nas) 0
Subban (D-Mon)




2. Hawks Fan: 79 (79+0)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 75 (75+0)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 68 (67+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Perry (F-Ana) 




5. Father of Kovalev: 62 (57+5)
H. Sedin (F-Van) G,2A,W=5
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)
Letang (D-Pit)



6. Mother of Kovalev: 61 (61+0)
Giroux (F-Phi)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Meszaros (D-Phi)
Laich (F-Was)

Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)



7. Derek: 59 (57+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Franzen (F-Det)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Howard (G-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)

Scores and Standings 5/5, "Round here, we call it May the Fifth" edition

1. Hawks Fan: 79 (72+7)
Marleau (F-SJ) W=1
St. Louis (F-TB) G,A,W=4
Lucic (F-Bos) A,W=2
Rafalski (D-Det) 0
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Bride of Kovalev: 75 (66+9)
Ovechkin (F-Was) A=1
Datsyuk (F-Det) G=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) A,W=2
Lidstrom (D-Det) G,A=3
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)

 
3. Cousin Kovalev: 73 (73+0)
Briere (F-Phi) 0
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)




4. P-Stone: 67 (60+7)
Stamkos (F-TB) W=1
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) 2G,A,W=6
Kronwall (D-Det) 0
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 


5. Mother of Kovalev: 61 (56+5)
Giroux (F-Phi) 0
Laich (F-Was) A=1
Seidenberg (D-Bos) A,W=2
Meszaros (D-Phi) G=2
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


T6. Derek: 57 (53+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) 0
Backstrom (F-Was) 0
Boyle (D-SJ) G,A,W=4
Wideman (D-Was) 0
Howard (G-Det) 0
 

T6. Father of Kovalev: 57 (50+7)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 2A=2
Thornton (F-SJ) 3A,W=4
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/4, "May the fourth be with you" edition

1. Cousin Kovalev: 73 (64+9)
Briere (F-Phi)
Kesler (F-Van) 2G,A,W=6
Hartnell (F-Phi)
Ehrhoff (D-Van) 2A,W=3
Rinne (G-Nas) 0
Subban (D-Mon)


 2. Hawks Fan: 72 (70+2)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB) A,W=2
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 66 (63+3)
Ovechkin (F-Was) G,A=3
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 60 (56+4)
Stamkos (F-TB) G,W=3
Carter (F-Phi)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Perry (F-Ana) 


5. Mother of Kovalev: 56 (56+0)
Giroux (F-Phi)
Laich (F-Was) 0
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Meszaros (D-Phi)
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 53 (51+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was) 0
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was) 0
Howard (G-Det)
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 50 (49+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)
Letang (D-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/3, "I'm getting deja vu" Edition

Bruins are up 2-0 in their series against the Flyers...


1. Hawks Fan: 70 (69+1)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos) W=1
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 64 (63+1)
Briere (F-Phi) A=1
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 63 (62+1)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


T4. P-Stone: 56 (55+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 


T4. Mother of Kovalev: 56 (54+2)
Giroux (F-Phi) A=1
Laich (F-Was)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Meszaros (D-Phi) 0
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 51 (51+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 49 (47+2)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos) A,W=2
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)

Scores and Standings 5/2, "We'll give you a nine year head start, bitch" edition

Too bad we can't see that shithead's body being dragged through the streets of New York, DC, and Shanksville. I would also have loved to see his head put on a pike outside the Capitol.
Ah well. Go us.

Sorry I didn't get any scores up this weekend. I was at a Civil War reenactment and had no access to technology ahead of steam engines or musket rifling.
Today's standings reflect the scores from Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. 



1. Hawks Fan: 69 (61+8)
Marleau (F-SJ) (FRI)W=1 (SUN)W=1
St. Louis (F-TB) (FRI)W=1 (SUN)G,A,W=4
Lucic (F-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Rafalski (D-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 63 (59+4)
Briere (F-Phi) (SAT)G=2
Kesler (F-Van) (SAT)A=1
Hartnell (F-Phi) (SAT)0
Ehrhoff (D-Van) (SAT)0
Rinne (G-Nas) (SAT)W=1
Subban (D-Mon)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 62 (51+11)
Ovechkin (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)G=2
Datsyuk (F-Det) (FRI)A=1 (SUN)A=1
Pavelski (F-SJ) (FRI)G,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Lidstrom (D-Det) (FRI)G=2 (SUN)0
Thomas (G-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 55 (50+5)
Stamkos (F-TB) (FRI)G,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Carter (F-Phi) (SAT)0
Chara (D-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Luongo (G-Van) (SAT)0
Perry (F-Ana) 


T5. Mother of Kovalev: 54 (46+8)
Giroux (F-Phi) (SAT)2A=2
Laich (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)G,A=3
Seidenberg (D-Bos) (SAT)2A,W=3
Meszaros (D-Phi) (SAT)0
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 51 (46+5)
D. Sedin (F-Van) (SAT)0
Franzen (F-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Backstrom (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)A=1
Boyle (D-SJ) (FRI)2A,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Wideman (D-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Howard (G-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 47 (41+6)
H. Sedin (F-Van) (SAT)0
Zetterberg (F-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)G=2
Thornton (F-SJ) (FRI)A,W=2 (SUN)W=1
Kaberle (D-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) (SAT)0
Letang (D-Pit)