Monday, October 13, 2008

This Just in: Flyers=little bitches

Memo to Scott Hartnell: when the game is over, don't try to railroad the biggest guy on the other team. (It's kinda bad form when you take out your frustrations from losing 5-3 after the game is over--it makes you look like a little bitch.)

Memo to Joffrey Lupul: 1: it's Geoffrey. Spell it right. 2: Don't go toe-to-toe with the biggest guy from the other team after he got hit by your little bitch teammate. It's kinda bad form to lose a fight after losing the game (which was already over.)

Come to think of it, combined with Briere (The little-bitchiest of the little bitches--he's their King, really), and Mike Richards (captain bitch), the Phhhbbbblyers team in general is a bastion of little-bitchery, where playing dirty seems to equal playing physical. (Another memo: it doesn't.) The Flyers think they're better than they are, and they sure as hell think they're tougher than they are.

That is all.

1 comment:

Number31 said...

And they're still losing. Huzzah!