Scores and Standings, 4-16 "What the F***, Chicago?" Edition

1. Father of Kovalev: 17 (12)
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 
Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) G,A,W=4
Eric Staal (F-Min) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 0
Dmitry Orlov (D-Was) A=1
Sergei Bobrovsky (G-CBJ) 
Last Night's Total: 5


T2. Mother of Kovalev: 16 (16)
Mats Zuccarello (F-NYR) 
Brad Marchand (F-Bos) 0
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Was) 0
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 0
Marc Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last Night's Total: 0


T2. P-Stone: 16 (13)
Niklas Backstrom (F-Was) G=2
Vladimir Tarasenko (F-StL) 
Connor McDavid (F-Edm) 
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) W=1
Braden Holtby (G-Was) 0

Last Night's Total: 3



4. Derek: 14 (13)
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 0
TJ Oshie (F-Was) A=1
Phil Kessel (F-Pit) 
Shea Weber (D-Mon) 
Justin Schultz (D-Pit) 
Carey Price (G-Mon) 

Last Night's Total: 1


5. Hawks Fan: 9 (5)
Alex Ovechkin (F-Was) G=2
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 0
Brandon Saad (F-CBJ) 
Erik Karlsson (D-Ott) A,W=2
Dougie Hamilton (D-Cal) 0
Corey Crawford (G-Chi) 0

Last Night's Total: 4


6. Kovalev's Kousin: 8 (8)
Artemi Panarin (F-Chi) 0
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 0
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Brent Burns (D-SJ) 
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-Was) 0
Henrik Lundqvist (G-NYR) 

Last Night's Total: 0