For his own good, tell Mullet and the Colin Campbell Kids all of us tie down our sweaters. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a game misconduct for it.
What we generally do - in this country... is both guys wear their fight strap. No tie-down, no play!
On Chara's bleeding:
You need some cranberry juice. It's a natural diuretic. What is it, your period?
On Goaltender interference:
I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. I'm gonna make a ruling on this right now. You don't hit him. You understand?
On Brad Marchand:
Fucking rats. It's wearing me thin.
It's a team of rats.
On David Krejci:
Hey, you come from Providence? Delivering cannolis or something?
On tying the game only to lose in a shootout:
One point? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my head off!