Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Don,

In response to your latest xenophobic rant about Russians, I would personally like to invite you to find out just how Russians fight. You can take the issue up with Alex Ovechkin, or if he is unavailable, I would be happy to offer myself as a substitute.

Oh, and happy friggin birthday, Don. Remind me again how a bunch of Bobby Orr highlights has anything to do with you?

Seriously, I love ya. But as Guns n Roses said, "You're fuckin' crazy."

4 comments:

A Concerned Citizen said...

And my name is Pit.
You got something to add to the convo, post it. Tit for tat, sparky.
Otherwise, move along.

Number31 said...

He obviously never saw Kovalchuck when he gets pissed off.

A Concerned Citizen said...

Remember when Don got SO pissed at Kovalchuk after he goaded Crosby into committing a penalty, then scored and pointed right at Crosby?
Good times. Don was furious, calling for someone to injure Kovalchuk.

Number31 said...

Don also practically beamed with absolute joy when Vanek's face broke last week. All because he scored a hat trick on poor little Pogge.

Don's only good for one thing: recycling old sofas into suits.