Atta boy...

Good job there, Marc. Now, don't ever do that crap again.

Dear Marc Bergevin

You're an idiot. Stop being an idiot: Sign PK Subban.

Scores and Standings, 6-14 FINAL

1. Derek (THIS Year's Champs!): 133 (130)

Anze Kopitar (F-LA) W=1
Drew Doughty (D-LA) A,W=2
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 

Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 

Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 

Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last night's total: 3

2. P-Stone: 130 (130)

Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 0
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 

Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit)

Ryan Suter (D-Min)

Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL)

Last night's total: 0

3. Mother of Kovalev: 113 (113)

Derek Stepan (F-NY) 0
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 

Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 

Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 

Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 0

4. Father of Kovalev: 99

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 

Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 

Matt Duchene (F-Col) 

Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 

Torey Krug (D-Bos) 

Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 97  

Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 

TJ Oshie (F-StL) 

Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 

John Gibson, Jonas Hiller, Frederik Andersen (G-Ana) 

Last night's total: 0

6. Bride of Kovalev: 90 (89)

Jonathan Quick (G-LA) W=1

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 

Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 

Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 

P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 

Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 

Last night's total: 1

7. Hawks Fan: 82

Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 

James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 

Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 

Last night's total: 0

Scores and Standings, 6-12

T-1. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 130 (130)

Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 0
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 0
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 

Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 

Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 

Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last night's total: 0

T-1. P-Stone: 130 (129)

Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) W=1
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 

Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit)

Ryan Suter (D-Min)

Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL)

Last night's total: 1

3. Mother of Kovalev: 113 (111)

Derek Stepan (F-NY) A,W=2
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 

Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 

Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 

Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 2

4. Father of Kovalev: 99

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 

Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 

Matt Duchene (F-Col) 

Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 

Torey Krug (D-Bos) 

Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 97  

Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 

TJ Oshie (F-StL) 

Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 

John Gibson, Jonas Hiller, Frederik Andersen (G-Ana) 

Last night's total: 0

6. Bride of Kovalev: 89 (89)

Jonathan Quick (G-LA) 0

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 

Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 

Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 

P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 

Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 

Last night's total: 0

7. Hawks Fan: 82

Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 

James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 

Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 

Last night's total: 0

Scores and Standings, 6-10

Annnd Derek pulls ahead! For good this time? Stay tuned!

1. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 130 (127)

Anze Kopitar (F-LA) A,W=2
Drew Doughty (D-LA) W=1
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 

Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 

Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 

Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last night's total: 3

2. P-Stone: 129 (129)

Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 0
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 

Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit)

Ryan Suter (D-Min)

Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL)

Last night's total: 0

3. Mother of Kovalev: 111 (111)

Derek Stepan (F-NY) 0
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 

Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 

Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 

Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 0

4. Father of Kovalev: 99

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 

Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 

Matt Duchene (F-Col) 

Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 

Torey Krug (D-Bos) 

Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 97  

Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 

TJ Oshie (F-StL) 

Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 

John Gibson, Jonas Hiller, Frederik Andersen (G-Ana) 

Last night's total: 0

6. Bride of Kovalev: 89 (86)

Jonathan Quick (G-LA) W,SO=3

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 

Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 

Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 

P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 

Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 

Last night's total: 3

7. Hawks Fan: 82

Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 

James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 

Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 

Last night's total: 0

Scores and Standings, 6-8

1. P-Stone: 129 (129)

Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 0
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 

Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit)

Ryan Suter (D-Min)

Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL)

Last night's total: 0

2. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 127 (124)

Anze Kopitar (F-LA) A,W=2
Drew Doughty (D-LA) W=1
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 

Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 

Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 

Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last night's total: 3

3. Mother of Kovalev: 111 (110)

Derek Stepan (F-NY) A=1
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 

Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 

Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 

Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 1

4. Father of Kovalev: 99

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 

Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 

Matt Duchene (F-Col) 

Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 

Torey Krug (D-Bos) 

Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 97  

Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 

TJ Oshie (F-StL) 

Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 

John Gibson, Jonas Hiller, Frederik Andersen (G-Ana) 

Last night's total: 0

6. Bride of Kovalev: 86 (85)

Jonathan Quick (G-LA) W=1

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 

Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 

Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 

P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 

Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 

Last night's total: 1

7. Hawks Fan: 82

Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 

James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 

Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 

Last night's total: 0

Scores and Standings, 6-5

1. P-Stone: 129 (129)

Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 0
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 

Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit)

Ryan Suter (D-Min)

Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL)

Last night's total: 

2. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 124 (120)

Anze Kopitar (F-LA) W=1
Drew Doughty (D-LA) G,W=3
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 

Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 

Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 

Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 

Last night's total: 4

3. Mother of Kovalev: 110 (110)

Derek Stepan (F-NY) 0
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 

Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 

Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 

Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 0

4. Father of Kovalev: 99

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 

Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 

Matt Duchene (F-Col) 

Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 

Torey Krug (D-Bos) 

Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 97  

Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 

TJ Oshie (F-StL) 

Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 

John Gibson, Jonas Hiller, Frederik Andersen (G-Ana) 

Last night's total: 0

6. Bride of Kovalev: 85 (84)

Jonathan Quick (G-LA) W=1

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 

Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 

Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 

P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 

Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 

Last night's total: 1

7. Hawks Fan: 82

Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 

James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 

Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 

Last night's total: 0