Scores and Standings, 4-22

Note: I apologize for the wacky-as-shit font formatting. Blogger can act up sometimes, and I have not been able to find out why the font is either Godzilla or mouse-sized, and refuses to be just fucking normal. 

1. Bride of Kovalev: 30 (28) 

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) A,W=2
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 0
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 0
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 2

2. Father of Kovalev: 23 (23)

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 0
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 0
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) SUSPENDED-0
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 0

3. Mother of Kovalev: 22 (18) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) G,W=3
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) W=1
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 0
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 0
Last night's total: 4

4. P-Stone: 21 (16)  
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) A,W=2
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) W=1
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) W=1
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 0
Ryan Suter (D-Min) W=1
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 5

T-5. Kovalev's Kousin: 19 (19) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 0
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 0
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 0
Last night's total: 0

T-5. Hawks Fan: 19 (16) 

Steven Stamkos (F-TB)
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) W=1
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) A,W=2
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 0
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 3

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 13 (12) 
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 0
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) W=1
Last night's total: 1

Scores and Standings, 4-21

1. Bride of Kovalev: 28 (20)

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) G,2A,W=5
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 2A,W=3
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 0
Last night's total: 8

2. Father of Kovalev: 23 (17)   

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) A,W=2
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 2A,W=3
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) W=1
Last night's total: 6

3. Kovalev's Kousin: 19 (14)  
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) W=1
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) G,W=3
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) W=1
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 
Last night's total: 5

4. Mother of Kovalev: 18 (16) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) W=1
Derek Stepan (F-NY) A=1
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 2

T-5. P-Stone: 16 (16)  
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 
Ryan Suter (D-Min) 
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 0
Last night's total: 0

T-5. Hawks Fan: 16 (9)   

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 2A=2
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) G,A,W=4
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) W=1
Last night's total: 7

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 12 (5) 
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 2A,W=3
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) A=1
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) A,W=2
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Drew Doughty (D-LA) A=1
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 
Last night's total: 7

Scores and Standings, 4-20

1. Bride of Kovalev: 20 (12)

Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 2A=2
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 2G,W=5
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) W=1
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 8

2. Father of Kovalev: 17 (13)  

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) W=1
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) G,A=3
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 4

T-3. Mother of Kovalev: 16 (12) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 0
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) G,A=3
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) W=1
Last night's total: 4

T-3. P-Stone: 16 (10) 
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 0
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 0
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 0
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) G,2A,W=5
Ryan Suter (D-Min) A=1
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 6

5. Kovalev's Kousin: 14 (13)   
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 
TJ Oshie (F-StL) W=1
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 
Last night's total: 1

6. Hawks Fan: 9 (6)  

Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 0
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) G=2
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) W=1
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 3

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 5 (3)
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) A,W=2
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 0
Last night's total: 2

Scores and Standings, 4-19

T-1. Father of Kovalev: 13 (9)  

Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) G,A,W=4
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 0
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 0
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) 
Last night's total: 4

T-1. Kovalev's Kousin: 13 (6)  
Corey Perry (F-Ana) G,W=3
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) A,W=2
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 0
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) W=1
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) W=1
Last night's total: 7

T-3. Bride of Kovalev: 12 (9)  
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 2A,W=3
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) 
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 3

T-3. Mother of Kovalev: 12 (11)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 0
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) W=1
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 1

5. P-Stone: 10 (10) 
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 
Ryan Suter (D-Min) 
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 0

6. Hawks Fan: 6 (6)  
Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 0
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 0
Last night's total: 0

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 3 (3)  
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 0
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 
Last night's total: 0

Scores and Standings, 4-18

1. Mother of Kovalev: 11 (5) 
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) G,W=3
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 2A=2
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) 
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) 
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) W=1
Last night's total: 6

2. P-Stone: 10 (3) 
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) G=2
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi) 0
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) A,W=2
Ryan Suter (D-Min) G=2
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) W=1
Last night's total: 7


T-3. Father of Kovalev: 9 (4) 
Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) 
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) W=1
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) G,A=3
Antti Niemi (G-SJ) W=1
Last night's total: 5

T-3. Bride of Kovalev: 9 (3) 
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) 
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) A,W=2
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) G,W=3
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) 
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL) W=1
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 6

T-5. Hawks Fan: 6 (4) 
Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 0
Logan Couture (F-SJ) A,W=2
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 0
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 2

T-5. Kovalev's Kousin: 6 (5) 
Corey Perry (F-Ana) 
TJ Oshie (F-StL) W=1
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) 
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) 
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) 
Last night's total: 1


7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 3 (1) 
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) A=1
Claude Giroux (F-Phi) 0
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) W=1
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) 
Last night's total: 2

Scores and Standings, 4-17

T-1. Mother of Kovalev: 5 (0)
David Krejci (F-Bos) 
Derek Stepan (F-NY) 
Jonathan Toews (F-Chi) 
Matt Niskanen (D-Pit) G,A,W=4
Cam Fowler (D-Ana) W=1
Semyon Varlamov (G-Col) 
Last night's total: 5

T-1. Kovalev's Kousin: 5 (0)
Corey Perry (F-Ana) A,W=2
TJ Oshie (F-StL) 
Max Pacioretty (F-Mon) W=1
Zdeno Chara (D-Bos) 
Andrei Markov (D-Mon) W=1
Frederick Andersen (G-Ana) W=1
Last night's total: 5

T-3. Hawks Fan: 4 (0)
Steven Stamkos (F-TB) 2G=4
Marian Hossa (F-Chi) 
Logan Couture (F-SJ) 
Duncan Keith (D-Chi) 
James Wisniewski (D-CBJ) 0
Tukka Rask (G-Bos) 
Last night's total: 4

T-3. Father of Kovalev: 4 (0)
Ryan Getzlaf (F-Ana) G,A,W=4
Patrice Bergeron (F-Bos) 
Matt Duchene (F-Col) 
Torey Krug (D-Bos) 
Brent Seabrook (D-Chi) 
Antti Niemi (G-SJ)
Last night's total: 4

T-5. Bride of Kovalev: 3 (0)
Sidney Crosby (F-Pit) A,W=2
Joe Pavelski (F-SJ) 
Gabriel Landeskog (F-Col) 
P.K. Subban (D-Mon) W=1
Jay Bouwmeester (D-StL)
Jonathan Quick  (G-LA) 
Last night's total: 3

T-5. P-Stone: 3 (0)
Evgeni Malkin (F-Pit) 2A,W=3
Patrick Kane (F-Chi) 
Patrick Sharp (F-Chi)
Kevin Shattenkirk (D-StL) 
Ryan Suter (D-Min)
Henrik Lunqvist (G-NY) 
Last night's total: 3

7. Derek (Last Year's Champs!): 1 (0)
Jarome Iginla (F-Bos) 
Anze Kopitar (F-LA) 
Claude Giroux (F-Phi)
Alex Pietrangelo (D-StL) 
Drew Doughty (D-LA) 
Marc-Andre Fleury (G-Pit) W=1
Last night's total: 1


Standings key:
Rank. Name: Total points (Previous total)
[Player names] points from previous night
Last night's total [added to the Previous total, giving new Total Points)

Draft results

Here are the totals for the draft, and what, if anything, they predict.

Chicago 7
Boston 6
Anaheim 4
Pittsburgh 4
St. Louis 4
Colorado 3
Los Angeles 3
Montreal 3
New York 2
San Jose 2
Columbus 1
Minnesota 1
Philadelphia 1
Tampa Bay 1
Dallas 0
Detroit 0

So, it looks like Chicago and Boston in the Cup final. Who wants to bet that will NOT actually happen?