Sunday, May 8, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/8 "The mother of all editions" Edition

Happy Mother's day. No, you don't get any extra points for giving birth to me.

http://www.billy-collins.com/2005/06/the_lanyard.html


1. Cousin Kovalev: 88 (83+5)
Kesler (F-Van) 2G=4
Ehrhoff (D-Van) 0
Rinne (G-Nas) W=1
Briere (F-Phi) 

Hartnell (F-Phi) 

Subban (D-Mon)




2. Hawks Fan: 86 (86+0)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 83 (83+0)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 70 (70+0)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) 0

Perry (F-Ana) 
Carter (F-Phi)


5. Father of Kovalev: 67 (66+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Letang (D-Pit)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 


6. Derek: 64 (63+1)
D. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Franzen (F-Det)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Howard (G-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (62+0)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)
Laich (F-Was)
Giroux (F-Phi) 

Meszaros (D-Phi) 

Fleury (G-Pit)

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/7,"We don't need goaltending in Philadelphia" edition

Same story, different year: The Phbbbbblyers think they can win with mediocre goaltending. 


1. Hawks Fan: 86 (79+7)
Marleau (F-SJ) 0
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos) 2G,W=5
Rafalski (D-Det) A,W=2
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


T2. Cousin Kovalev: 83 (83+0)
Briere (F-Phi) 0
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)



T2. Bride of Kovalev: 83 (75+8) Datsyuk (F-Det) A,W=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) 0
Lidstrom (D-Det) 2G,W=5
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 70 (68+2)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) W=1
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 




5. Father of Kovalev: 66 (62+4)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 2A,W=3
Thornton (F-SJ) 0
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)


6. Derek: 63 (59+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) W=1
Boyle (D-SJ) G=2
Howard (G-Det) W=1
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)


7. Mother of Kovalev: 62 (61+1)
Giroux (F-Phi) 0
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Meszaros (D-Phi) 0
Laich (F-Was)
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)

Friday, May 6, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/6, "No timetable for withdrawal from the desert" Edition

No, we're not talking about Iraq. Or Afghanistan. It's looking more and more like the Coyotes are staying right where they are, taking money from the real NHL teams. By the way, each time you buy a ticket or a hat or sweater for your favorite team, you're helping finance the Coyotes. 


1. Cousin Kovalev: 83 (73+10)
Briere (F-Phi)
Kesler (F-Van) G,2A,W=5
Hartnell (F-Phi)
Ehrhoff (D-Van) G,2A,W=5
Rinne (G-Nas) 0
Subban (D-Mon)




2. Hawks Fan: 79 (79+0)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 75 (75+0)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 68 (67+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Perry (F-Ana) 




5. Father of Kovalev: 62 (57+5)
H. Sedin (F-Van) G,2A,W=5
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)
Letang (D-Pit)



6. Mother of Kovalev: 61 (61+0)
Giroux (F-Phi)
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Meszaros (D-Phi)
Laich (F-Was)

Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)



7. Derek: 59 (57+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Franzen (F-Det)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Howard (G-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Wideman (D-Was)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/5, "Round here, we call it May the Fifth" edition

1. Hawks Fan: 79 (72+7)
Marleau (F-SJ) W=1
St. Louis (F-TB) G,A,W=4
Lucic (F-Bos) A,W=2
Rafalski (D-Det) 0
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Bride of Kovalev: 75 (66+9)
Ovechkin (F-Was) A=1
Datsyuk (F-Det) G=2
Pavelski (F-SJ) A,W=2
Lidstrom (D-Det) G,A=3
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)

 
3. Cousin Kovalev: 73 (73+0)
Briere (F-Phi) 0
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)




4. P-Stone: 67 (60+7)
Stamkos (F-TB) W=1
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) 2G,A,W=6
Kronwall (D-Det) 0
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 


5. Mother of Kovalev: 61 (56+5)
Giroux (F-Phi) 0
Laich (F-Was) A=1
Seidenberg (D-Bos) A,W=2
Meszaros (D-Phi) G=2
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


T6. Derek: 57 (53+4)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det) 0
Backstrom (F-Was) 0
Boyle (D-SJ) G,A,W=4
Wideman (D-Was) 0
Howard (G-Det) 0
 

T6. Father of Kovalev: 57 (50+7)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det) 2A=2
Thornton (F-SJ) 3A,W=4
Kaberle (D-Bos) W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/4, "May the fourth be with you" edition

1. Cousin Kovalev: 73 (64+9)
Briere (F-Phi)
Kesler (F-Van) 2G,A,W=6
Hartnell (F-Phi)
Ehrhoff (D-Van) 2A,W=3
Rinne (G-Nas) 0
Subban (D-Mon)


 2. Hawks Fan: 72 (70+2)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB) A,W=2
Lucic (F-Bos)
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 66 (63+3)
Ovechkin (F-Was) G,A=3
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos)
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 60 (56+4)
Stamkos (F-TB) G,W=3
Carter (F-Phi)
Chara (D-Bos)
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) W=1
Perry (F-Ana) 


5. Mother of Kovalev: 56 (56+0)
Giroux (F-Phi)
Laich (F-Was) 0
Seidenberg (D-Bos)
Meszaros (D-Phi)
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 53 (51+2)
D. Sedin (F-Van) A,W=2
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was) 0
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was) 0
Howard (G-Det)
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 50 (49+1)
H. Sedin (F-Van) W=1
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos)
Bobrovsky (G-Phi)
Letang (D-Pit)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/3, "I'm getting deja vu" Edition

Bruins are up 2-0 in their series against the Flyers...


1. Hawks Fan: 70 (69+1)
Marleau (F-SJ)
St. Louis (F-TB)
Lucic (F-Bos) W=1
Rafalski (D-Det)
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 64 (63+1)
Briere (F-Phi) A=1
Kesler (F-Van)
Hartnell (F-Phi) 0
Ehrhoff (D-Van)
Rinne (G-Nas)
Subban (D-Mon)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 63 (62+1)
Ovechkin (F-Was)
Datsyuk (F-Det)
Pavelski (F-SJ)
Lidstrom (D-Det)
Thomas (G-Bos) W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


T4. P-Stone: 56 (55+1)
Stamkos (F-TB)
Carter (F-Phi) 0
Chara (D-Bos) W=1
Kronwall (D-Det)
Luongo (G-Van) 
Perry (F-Ana) 


T4. Mother of Kovalev: 56 (54+2)
Giroux (F-Phi) A=1
Laich (F-Was)
Seidenberg (D-Bos) W=1
Meszaros (D-Phi) 0
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 51 (51+0)
D. Sedin (F-Van)
Franzen (F-Det)
Backstrom (F-Was)
Boyle (D-SJ)
Wideman (D-Was)
Howard (G-Det)
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 49 (47+2)
H. Sedin (F-Van)
Zetterberg (F-Det)
Thornton (F-SJ)
Kaberle (D-Bos) A,W=2
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) 0
Letang (D-Pit)

Monday, May 2, 2011

Scores and Standings 5/2, "We'll give you a nine year head start, bitch" edition

Too bad we can't see that shithead's body being dragged through the streets of New York, DC, and Shanksville. I would also have loved to see his head put on a pike outside the Capitol.
Ah well. Go us.

Sorry I didn't get any scores up this weekend. I was at a Civil War reenactment and had no access to technology ahead of steam engines or musket rifling.
Today's standings reflect the scores from Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. 



1. Hawks Fan: 69 (61+8)
Marleau (F-SJ) (FRI)W=1 (SUN)W=1
St. Louis (F-TB) (FRI)W=1 (SUN)G,A,W=4
Lucic (F-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Rafalski (D-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Keith (D-Chi)
Miller (G-Buf)


2. Cousin Kovalev: 63 (59+4)
Briere (F-Phi) (SAT)G=2
Kesler (F-Van) (SAT)A=1
Hartnell (F-Phi) (SAT)0
Ehrhoff (D-Van) (SAT)0
Rinne (G-Nas) (SAT)W=1
Subban (D-Mon)


3. Bride of Kovalev: 62 (51+11)
Ovechkin (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)G=2
Datsyuk (F-Det) (FRI)A=1 (SUN)A=1
Pavelski (F-SJ) (FRI)G,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Lidstrom (D-Det) (FRI)G=2 (SUN)0
Thomas (G-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Visnovsky (D-Ana)


4. P-Stone: 55 (50+5)
Stamkos (F-TB) (FRI)G,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Carter (F-Phi) (SAT)0
Chara (D-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Kronwall (D-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Luongo (G-Van) (SAT)0
Perry (F-Ana) 


T5. Mother of Kovalev: 54 (46+8)
Giroux (F-Phi) (SAT)2A=2
Laich (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)G,A=3
Seidenberg (D-Bos) (SAT)2A,W=3
Meszaros (D-Phi) (SAT)0
Fleury (G-Pit)
Brian Boyle (F-NYR)


6. Derek: 51 (46+5)
D. Sedin (F-Van) (SAT)0
Franzen (F-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Backstrom (F-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)A=1
Boyle (D-SJ) (FRI)2A,W=3 (SUN)W=1
Wideman (D-Was) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
Howard (G-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)0
 

7. Father of Kovalev: 47 (41+6)
H. Sedin (F-Van) (SAT)0
Zetterberg (F-Det) (FRI)0 (SUN)G=2
Thornton (F-SJ) (FRI)A,W=2 (SUN)W=1
Kaberle (D-Bos) (SAT)W=1
Bobrovsky (G-Phi) (SAT)0
Letang (D-Pit)